Alright, so you’re trying to figure out what your web designer or SEO person is saying to you, but it sounds like they’re speaking a foreign language. They’re throwing around words like “Schema”, “Canonical”, and “Core Web Vitals.”
Imagine trying to explain the offside rule to someone who’s never watched a match at Anfield or Goodison. That’s what reading web jargon is like.
If a 14-year-old can’t understand it, it’s too complicated. At L1WebTips, we strongly believe in speaking “Plain English.” No padding, no nonsense. So, let’s break down the most common web design and SEO terms using simple logic and some good old Liverpool analogies.
The Plain English Glossary
1. Canonical URL
The Jargon: A Canonical URL tells search engines which version of a page is the “master” copy when there are duplicates.
The Liverpool Analogy: Imagine there are three different paths to get into Liverpool ONE. To Google, those look like three separate places. A Canonical URL is basically putting a massive signpost on two of those paths saying, “The main entrance is that way, mate.” It stops Google getting confused about which entrance (or web page) it should actually pay attention to.
2. Core Web Vitals
The Jargon: A set of specific factors that Google considers important in a webpage’s overall user experience (loading, interactivity, visual stability).
The Liverpool Analogy: Think of the Merseyrail on a busy match day.
- Loading: How fast does the train pull up? If it takes forever, people leave the platform.
- Interactivity: When you press the button on the door, does it open straight away, or do you have to wait?
- Visual Stability: Imagine trying to sit down, but someone suddenly moves the seat right before you do.
Core Web Vitals is just Google checking if your website is as reliable and smooth as you’d want your train to be.
3. Schema Markup (Structured Data)
The Jargon: Code that you put on your website to help search engines return more informative results for users.
The Liverpool Analogy: It’s like the menu board outside a takeaway on Bold Street. Without it, you have to walk inside and ask them what they sell. With it, Google (and customers) can look at the front window and go, “Ah, right! They sell pizza, it costs this much, and they have 5-star reviews.” Schema is just handing Google a cheat sheet about your business so they don’t have to guess.
4. Alt Text (Alternative Text)
The Jargon: Text used within an HTML code to describe the appearance and function of an image on a page.
The Liverpool Analogy: Imagine you’re on the phone to your mate who can’t see, and you’re standing in front of the Royal Liver Building. You wouldn’t just say, “I’m looking at a building.” You’d say, “I’m standing in front of a massive historic building with two big metal birds on top.” Alt Text is describing your website’s pictures to Google (and visually impaired visitors) so they know exactly what’s there.
5. Backlinks
The Jargon: A link created when one website links to another.
The Liverpool Analogy: Backlinks are like word-of-mouth recommendations in a pub. If one bloke down the local says you’re a good plumber, that’s decent. But if the Echo, Radio City, and Jamie Carragher all say you’re the best plumber in Liverpool, everyone believes it. The bigger and more trusted the website linking to you, the more Google trusts you.
6. Domain Name & Web Hosting
The Jargon: A domain name is your website’s address, and web hosting is where your website’s files physically live.
The Liverpool Analogy:
- Hosting is the physical plot of land your shop sits on (like renting a unit in the Albert Dock).
- Domain Name is the actual street address on the door (like “Unit 4, Albert Dock”).
You need both. Without land (hosting), you can’t build the shop. Without an address (domain), no one can find it.
7. 301 Redirect
The Jargon: A permanent redirect from one URL to another.
The Liverpool Analogy: Remember when the old bus station moved? If they didn’t put up a sign saying “We’ve moved down the road,” everyone would just stand there confused. A 301 redirect is a permanent digital signpost telling Google and your visitors, “That page doesn’t exist here anymore, we’ve permanently moved it over here.”
8. SSL Certificate
The Jargon: A digital certificate that authenticates a website’s identity and enables an encrypted connection (the ‘s’ in ‘https’).
The Liverpool Analogy: It’s the digital equivalent of a bouncer checking IDs at a club on Concert Square. It proves your site is legitimate and ensures that any information passed between the website and the visitor (like credit card details) is locked in a safe box that hackers can’t open.
Don’t Let the Jargon Intimidate You
At the end of the day, SEO and Web Design aren’t magic. It’s just common sense wrapped in complicated vocabulary.
If your marketing agency can’t explain what they’re doing to a 14-year-old, there’s a good chance they might not fully know what they’re talking about. Remember: a good agency will always bring it back to Plain English. And if they can’t, maybe it’s time to speak to someone who can!
